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Something massive is brewing

Thoughts, /biz/?

The market pumped for april fools day

I'm sorry but this is what is the most likely happening to Bitcoin right now.

forgive linkies? lol. it's not something that i'll ever do. they ruined countless lives. destroyed innumerable families. caused immeasurable suffering. all to enrich a fat russian scammer. no, i will never forgive these worthless scoundrels... i will in fact dedicate my life to correcting the wrongs that they have wrought on this world. i will undo the damage you link fiends have done. this i promise the /biz/ community

These are my last 30 days on X after going full reply-guy mode in a current-events/commentary niche.

Verified followers jumped to 613 / 1.2K
Impressions: 8.9M 198K%
Engagements: 225.4K 375K%
Engagement rate: 2.5%
Profile visits: 14.1K 141K%
Replies: 4.9K 490K%
Likes: 97.6K 813K%

the rest of the crazy numbers in the screenshot.

It's growing stupid fast just from consistent replying, but I want to push it into full viral territory. Looking for the current blackhat/growth hacking plays that still work in 2026 — engagement pods, safe automation, raid strategies, paid promo that doesn't get you shadowbanned, bot setups, whatever actually moves the needle without instant nuke.
Account is small but the momentum is there. Drop your real strats anons, no "just post good content" cope. How do you artificially scale an X account once the organic reply grind starts working?

why is /biz/ full of poorfags? can't we just work together and use our autistic hivemind power to uplift us all into lambo territory? we did that in 2020 with SHIB and thats it.. no more?

Winning.

hormussy, closed for america and israel, open for the world edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smigger thread
>>62065811

Now that Trump has done a 360° and walked away from Iran in 2-3 weeks, will market markers take a loss on their fake pump? Futures are already down -1%. Seriously though if you fell for this you deserve to be poor, I’m glad I filled up my gas tank this morning.

I require this deriative for a highly profitable arbitrage strategy. plus it is good to trade when there arent as good setups on btc/usd or eth:usd setups

Is this legit advice?
I only need a 3x after the crash (I have 450k)
I spend like 400 a month (no job) until I can do the 3x, after that I should have enough
Im from Spain so with like 1600€ a month im good.

Im done with shitcoins, I don't want any unnecessary risk. I believe picking up some high volume, volatile enough tickers on the tech sector at the bottom should be able to deliver a 3x. Maybe even the BAKA ETF or something.

Anyone that thinks this market will crash below 600 for a long time is retarded. They will print again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O6U2Gus_o

I’m am 25, how can I tell if I’m doing well or poorly relative to my peers?

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GOT OURSELVES A SITUATION
STUCK IN A NEW LOCATION
WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION
NO TIME FOR RELAXATION

TOTAL PANICAN VICTORY edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smigger thread
>>62065418

https://archive.ph/foZ4J

>this could be you if you just lock in for a year

https://youtu.be/Pa-txmBSk_s?t=12

just lock in mfker do it right now, wake up tomorrow and lock in so we can live like this in 6 months to a year. Just do it faggot

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16hJack Dorsey says AI should replace the middle manager after Block cuts 4,000 jobs - CoinDesk

16hZodia Markets CEO Ahmad Departs StanChart-Backed Crypto Firm - Bloomberg

16hCrypto Fund Manager CoinShares Begins Trading on Nasdaq via SPAC Deal - Decrypt

16hCoinShares enters US public markets via Nasdaq after $1.2 billion Vine Hill SPAC merger - The Block

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18hCrypto asset manager CoinShares to list on Nasdaq after $1.2 billion SPAC deal - CoinDesk

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